Show newer

depressed kids who were sure at age 14 they wouldn't live to see 20, on their 29th birthday

@Atatra no you gotta make the cheddar solid like icing

i'm sure there's no feasible way to do that without going with EXTREMELY chemical fake cheese

and that's what i want

"would you like a biscuit

i have party rings"

i wish they would make something like party rings but with terrible artificial cheese instead of frosting
retrospring.net/@maple_syrup/a

Show thread

"favorite non-alcoholic beverage? bonus points for contextual details that make it even better. specific type of glass, time of day, frame of mind, et cetera"

i like to make instant coffee with sugar and cold milk. instant coffee with water, cold or boiling, has always been unpalatable for me. but with cold milk especially on a hot day? perfect quick caffeine beverage to me
retrospring.net/@maple_syrup/a

Show thread

imo you should wish @mavica_again a happy birthday as it leaves behind a year plagued with hardships and enters a year that promises to be filled with some seriously rad shit. it is long overdue for an upward trend in its circumstances, and some birthday wishes and positive interactions are a nice way to help that along.

@snowberry dunno what instance you're coming from but you should be able to import follows somewhere in the settings

@jake oh i'm terrible at metroidvanias but i'll take a look at the others!

@jake my 3ds is a continent away sadly i got a dsi just now and i found out you can finally play gba roms without needing a slot 2 flashcart

@dreamykeaver@chitter.xyz "mastodon" is a "social media" insofar as much as a gmail email address can converse with a yahoo email address

chitter probably already suspends the worse actors since long before you ever heard of mastodon

Show older
Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!