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My top bucket list pipe dream was to one day lead an all-female Devo cover band called "We Are Not Men"

twatter was never "the global town square" except in the eyes of the journalists who were suckered in with the little "i'm special" ticks and stayed there because it was easy to search around and cut down on legwork for outrage of the day stories and the reason this place will not ever have that reputation is because the media won't get either of those benefits and aren't we just all fine with that

In conclusion: treat everyone and everything with a baseline of dignity and respect. Cultivate a theory of self that applies to things that aren’t you, and that aren’t in service to your immediate impulses, exuberance, or desires. And if you can’t do that, don’t be surprised if you get wounded.

Hell, cross out “trans” or “were-creature”, and sub in any other minority or non-human / trans-human type you can imagine. If i was an android or a robot and anyone other than my Owner tried to stick their hands in my chassis i would crush their skull like a hydraulic press.

#programming #shitpost

Recommendations wanted

What's the current state-of-the-art JS minifier?

Search engines mostly only show me "online" minifier tools, I need a program I can run on my own computer.

I've come across one that expects me to "add this line to composer.json". Is that a PHP thing? and another one called minify that is packaged in npm and convenient to install but completely breaks my javascript file by making unsound transformations on the code.

I need something that is easy to install, and that doesn't semantically destroy my code (which should be an obvious requirement).

Happy Friday! #ditherinator