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every year, thousands of video games come out that aren't anything like 'shenmue' at all. this is indicative of a deep rot in the industry

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Emoji won't be a viable replacement for 2000s forum smileys until we get a "banging head against brick wall" emoji

The last time Microsoft made transferring files and settings from an old PC to a new PC easy was when both PCs ran Windows XP. Since then, it's been either inconvenient, inconsistent, or impossible.

perhaps i should've invested in a fume extractor earlier in my life

Have you seen this new application? It's written in N. It literally uses Cerium. It's on Squernix with Wine. It's literally written with Zark. You can probably install it with Woo. Dude it's built on Birdnest. It's a Garkle exclusive. It's for Borp. You can run it on Borp. You can boot up Borp and run it. Log onto Borp right now. Switch to Borp. Dive into Borp. You can Borp it. It runs on Borp. Borp runs it for you. Borp runs it for you.

@esm it has a gump dependency. you have to downgrade twiffle to use it. it literally just needs a ringnop install. you can run it if you have ropble. it requires jonkdom. your borp is out of date. you need to upgrade borp. upgrade to borp now. upgrade to borp now.

we are sunsetting borp activities

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