maple "mavica" syrup [6502] @mavica_again@computerfairi.es

mastodon users: "you shouldn't care about followers! you should just be thankful about the actual people in the network"

also mastodon users: "i switched servers and lost all my followers can you boost please 🥺👉👈"

how come the transphobes left me out of the fun this time u.u i want to report people too

perhaps bonghits will fix my makefile

can you imagine if any tech companies were hiring right now? how cool would that be? too bad jobs don't exist anymore, just bills. we got rid of jobs but not of needing money to survive

was anybody going to tell me ESA was gearing up to launch the JUpiter ICy moons Explorer on Homestuck Day or was i meant to find that out on my own

ah looks like it's "check that discord hasn't defaulted/randomized all of your settings again" day

"you fucking idiot the earth isn;t flat" quipped the intellectually superior reddit incel, before tabbing back to his pirated copy of Adobe NoeffortWebsiteDesigner to add more flat and lifeless Material Design to his crypto-backed AI app that is about to be defunct in the coming 3 months

#selfcarewithexplosives

dm me i will invoice you

cis people owe me $50 each

ah yes the three genders

Millenials are kililng E3 culture. Here's how you can help

FUCK the Yankees

gnoip

went to check if my redmi phone was susceptible to acropalypse and lmao the screenshots are jpg