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RT @maplesbian@twitter.com

hire the person who ported wordle to palm! remote work only, DM me for a CV

🐦🔗: twitter.com/maplesbian/status/

RT @maplesbian@twitter.com

hi i'm looking for work. i can do html, css, js like few others, plus extensive professional experience doing embedded software development & a keen eye for graphic design. i can make your stuff pixel-perfect. interested in working full remote only. maple.pet/tech

🐦🔗: twitter.com/maplesbian/status/

RT @maplesbian@twitter.com

hello hire me to build/improve your website. i know my html and css

(thanks to the extremely generous @indigotrance@twitter.com for letting me work on their site!)

🐦🔗: twitter.com/maplesbian/status/

RT @daveexmachina@twitter.com

Mongol General : Conan! What is best in life?

Conan : (takes big bite of peanut butter sandwich) twitter.com/translatedtees/sta

🐦🔗: twitter.com/daveexmachina/stat

maybe this is our only window into making the uk a little less transphobic

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hey prince william if you like getting pegged by women, may i interest you in, trans women ????

i wanna get a job soon already so i can change my display name to "synthetic sex renegade"

i was wondering why i already had the person running the @SA__moment@twitter.com account blocked

RT @NotGonSmithe@twitter.com

Crazy ass moments in SA history:
When Sleeveless posted this shit

🐦🔗: twitter.com/NotGonSmithe/statu

being in full control of your body rules that's why gender "criticals" and radical "feminists" are trying to murder us

"cis" is as much as a slur as "white", fucking gringos

CSS has its shortcomings and none of them are pointed out by the people who have the most to complain about CSS

CSS is not a layout engine it's a rules engine to skin the layout that's in the DOM

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look my gripe is with people who constantly try to replace CSS with something else without understanding/BECAUSE they don't understand it and like, ok, nobody is required to fully understand how a computer works but also please don't shit on things just because you don't get it

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i hate the notion that to make a website today you need to either use a service or a framework

you really don't

please handcraft more HTML

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