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can you imagine if original super mario brothers was released today as a GaaS and JP smb2 was "season 2" i don't have any point to make here i just think we're currently living in the dumbest timeline

i'm so special and cool and absolutely everybody loves me and i'm the queen of my world

updating my resume to add that i can solder better than an FAA certified engineer

@jk i want you to know every now and then i still think about more slaw

Thank you god for messy, difficult, traumatized, hard-to-love trans people. it was trying to get back to english

cryptocurrencies are a gigantic waste of space. they spend 95 percent of their tribe to capacitor failure

copilot is like using a pre-print age copying monk to write code for you from other code they copied in the past except the monk has had a lobotomy and people keep praising how useful it is and then wonder why software is so shit and wasteful today

now more than ever, despite all misgivings about new leadership and layoffs at mozilla, if you care about the internet and you're still using chrome/ium over firefox, you are the problem

hello I have I created some more tongue-in-cheek ha-ha no-actually-really-serious images to help you manage replies in lieu of affordances to help you manage replies please steal and use if you find useful or, so help me, funny

1. Do not reply unless you have direct experience
2. Do not reply with a software suggestion
3. (multipart) This is an observation. Do not attempt to help. No reply necessary.

YOU MAY REPLY if you have a suggestion or request for another helpful informational message.

Dear @mozilla
Please, please, please put the RSS indicator back in Firefox.

People need to know about this technology which empowers users over greedy, controlling corporations.

now i wanna make modern qwk

i don't like gemini because i think it's an echo chamber that largely ignores everything that made the early web great (interactivity, marquee and blink, plugins, gaudy css) and only works for modern computers. i'm gonna come up with a qwk-like thing and i'm gonna target windows 98.

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