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Oh, Magic 8-Ball, why is my customer not receiving that important email from Too Big To Fail Dot Com outsourcing mail delivery to Microsoft?

i think the reason appimage didn't catch on is because it worked too well and Linux users need their system to be a little bit broken at any given point

when i update software. i never notice anything changing in a good way. ever! like ive never seen software update and been like "thanks, thats a great new feature!" the exception of maybe twice, this has never happened? i don't think i've even noticed a bug fix either. i only ever see bad new updates to everything. annoying things they (re)moved. breaking changes. stuff no longer works. customizations i spent ages on no longer have any effect. settings get ignored. stuff breaks. updates are bad

TIL those flickering LED tealights are often made with music chips from old greeting cards as the source of "randomness" instructables.com/Listen-to-a-

you: theres no such thing as a one true distro. Everybody has their own needs :) and everybody has their own requirements :) and everybody has their own preferences :)

me: what like "i want a computer that actually works and makes sense"

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the problem is i think. if a linux distro was actually good enough, it would annihilate all the other distros. and that would go against the whole point of there being distros. so theyre not allowed to make a distro thats good. they're not allowed to be like "look we're actually gonna do it this time, we're gonna make the one true linux", they'd get tomatoes thrown at them. they can only make a distro thats "okay, but then in 5 years it Goes Wrong and everybody hops to the next popular distro"

oh red dwarf series 2 feels entirely different from series 1

q: if you could be an animal, what kind of animal would you be?

a: you already are an animal

- douglas coupland, microserfs

the people replying to this have no idea what i want back is msn messenger and macromedia flash

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i didn't mean for this to blow up and with how activitypub works you'll never see this post but hey check out the stuff i do maple.pet

the above viral post was spurred on by not being allowed to send my friends doodles anymore, see: computerfairi.es/@mavica_again

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using computers in 2024 as someone who used to use computers in 2004 is extremely frustrating and depressing

you can already copy images, they show up in the clipboard in gboard, and you can paste them into a text box to send that image on most messaging apps already. this flow already exists. just nobody thought to make something where you can draw on it instead

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the only ways i can find now to send a quick drawing to someone else on a phone is by buying into a whole another messaging app and convince others to use it too. i don't want that! literally every other messaging app i already have is already perfectly capable of sending images, it's just that the pipeline of drawing an image and uploading it through to the app is way more convoluted than it needs to be! i should be able to just draw on my screen where the keyboard is and send it as an image!

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