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yeah i use ANDROID

At least it isn't iOS
Netflix doesn't work if you root
Dismal battery life
RAM out the ass because if we can't make it run better, just throw more resources at it
Oh boy, another app that I haven't used in six days just crashed
I bought this phone one year ago and now it's no longer supported
Deleting everything to make room on the internal storage

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yeah i use iOS

i can't access the fucking file system
Oh look another app was removed for being capable of accessing porn
System update available (1.8GiB)

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yeah i use WINDOWS MOBILE

no i don't. nobody fucking uses windows mobile

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yeah i use WINDOWS

Welcome, friend. we love you :)
It keeps installing candy crush
Nine updates are available, would you like to reboot now or in fifteen minutes?
Deleting a file? sorry, you need permission from yourself
Opt out of telemetry? of course that's possible! we'll stop* collecting any and all** data from your machine
Why would you want to do that? you intentionally can't do that because it's stupid :))))))
Still haunted by terrible decisions made over a decade ago

@LizzyTheKitty *hugs tight* Trust me, once you make the first step, it gets a lot better. That applies to a lot of things when it comes to anxiety. And I know a lot of women who transitioned late in their lives, if you still need time to work up the will.
Still, don't hesitate to look up resources, okay?

@Chel Ahh, I quit back during G15 because of a mix of gameplay changes and guild drama so I've missed a LOT

Sorry about that other toot, I briefly mistook it for another very cute MMO someone recommended =w=;

@troubleMoney Well, it outlined the consequences of careless use of GeoIP, up to and including police raids on a house that was in the geographical center of the US because GeoIP didn't return anything of finer granularity

@troubleMoney I believe there was a very good article on WHY using GeoIP to figure out where your users are is a bad idea

@Eweish the art of tracing over a jojo character probably

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