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yeah i use WINDOWS MOBILE

no i don't. nobody fucking uses windows mobile

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yeah i use WINDOWS

Welcome, friend. we love you :)
It keeps installing candy crush
Nine updates are available, would you like to reboot now or in fifteen minutes?
Deleting a file? sorry, you need permission from yourself
Opt out of telemetry? of course that's possible! we'll stop* collecting any and all** data from your machine
Why would you want to do that? you intentionally can't do that because it's stupid :))))))
Still haunted by terrible decisions made over a decade ago

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@pettancow I woke up and said "I need mooffee" instead of coffee.
I think I've caught cute moo syndrome.

In a rare departure, I'm going to blacklist FFXIV conversation until the Fanfest hype is passed. I am just too burnt out.

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Since everyone else is doing it, let's see what my gender is

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hrt 

how long do I have to keep taking these pills until I'm some kind of girlfriend

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RT @41Strange@twitter.com: Ethereal Black and White Watercolor Paintings by Indonesian artist Elicia Edijanto

So last night I dreamt a lot of things, including but not limited to Zenos yae Galvus shooting for advertisements about corn pops in the role of the Corn Shogun.

what in the twelve

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