who came up with the idea of adding salt to food anyway?
"we should put some of that rock on our dinner"
"you what mate?"
"mmm, tasty rock"
@troubleMoney I worry more about bleu cheese.
"Pierre, my apprentice! How goes your new cheese?"
*Pierre whips off the serving tray lid*
"That... Perhaps you should start over. Let's just discard-"
*Pierre shoves it in his mouth and chews, staring his master dead in the face the entire time*
@bluestarultor @troubleMoney I think is was more like this:
"The cheese has gone bad!"
"But it's all the food we've got!"
"ok"
@quirk @troubleMoney Holy carp! That's amazing! Leaving his cheese in a cave for a whole month!? What happened in between!? I need to know more! XD
@bluestarultor @troubleMoney I can't find much more than this
@bluestarultor @troubleMoney Someone needs to write a romance novel with this as the prompt 😊 💖 ✨
@bluestarultor @troubleMoney
Oh no! The legend if how it happened is a romance story?! 💖
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_cheese#History