who came up with the idea of adding salt to food anyway?

"we should put some of that rock on our dinner"

"you what mate?"

"mmm, tasty rock"

@troubleMoney I worry more about bleu cheese.

"Pierre, my apprentice! How goes your new cheese?"
*Pierre whips off the serving tray lid*
"That... Perhaps you should start over. Let's just discard-"
*Pierre shoves it in his mouth and chews, staring his master dead in the face the entire time*

@bluestarultor @troubleMoney I think is was more like this:
"The cheese has gone bad!"
"But it's all the food we've got!"
"ok"

@bluestarultor @troubleMoney
Oh no! The legend if how it happened is a romance story?! 💖
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_cheese#History