who came up with the idea of adding salt to food anyway?
"we should put some of that rock on our dinner"
"you what mate?"
"mmm, tasty rock"
@troubleMoney I worry more about bleu cheese.
"Pierre, my apprentice! How goes your new cheese?"
*Pierre whips off the serving tray lid*
"That... Perhaps you should start over. Let's just discard-"
*Pierre shoves it in his mouth and chews, staring his master dead in the face the entire time*
@troubleMoney cows are known to have the habit of licking salt-covered rocks, so this idea probably predates humans
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