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Voice training but instead of making me sound more feminine it's to make me sound more like an eccentric wizard/shopkeeper

@troubleMoney "We want this watch to become obsolete as a way of drawing attention to intentional obsolecence of tech, and in doing so, create MORE useless tech waste instead of actually fixing anything! We're SMAARRRTTT!"

fuck this KS, fuck everyone who backed it holy shit.

Vegan chocolate pancake recipe 

1 dl sugar
1 dl flour
1.5 tbsp cacao powder (not sure how much I had)
1.25 dl water

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Vegan chocolate pancake recipe 

1 dl sugar
1 dl flour
1.5 tbsp cacao powder (not sure how much I had)
1.25 dl water

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tfw, you're up way past your bedtime and you've just made the most delicious chocolate pancakes ever :blobmelt: 🍫🥞💖✨

On my way home from a feminist punk rock show ✊♀️🎵

shitpost, programming 

Talk to your kids about the dangers of D-Bus! ⚠️

@l@hellsite.site And it worked before! so... 😞

@l@hellsite.site yea, and it *works*, it's just that it switches audio output device every time I reboot to be my monitor, and when I switch it back to my speakers I only get mono sound not stereo like I do on win10

replacing the word "gender" with "lobster" works in every situation

cis person finding out there are more than 2 lobsters and getting really worried about it

"oh no! just how many lobsters are there?!"

bot, potentially bad 

@RumPartov@weirder.earth What were the results?

@l@hellsite.site So, I've got a problem with audio on linux… … … I'm f***ed aren't I? :blobsweats:

lewd egg eating besties 

this is what my bestie and i send each other all day

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