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"The sagas mention a king named Fjölnir who one night became extremely drunk and drowned in a vat of mead."

"It was a great morning revelation for his heir though. The best part of waking up was seeing Fjölnir in his cup."

You wouldn't download 

A kiss 😳😘

bad idea hackathon 

@melissasage reCAPTCHA for every toot, boost, fav, follow
and it's the picture-identifying kind but instead of bikes or cars or traffic lights, it's identifying obscure anime characters, guessing the public domain dates of disney-owned characters, or a "f/m/k" of mufos that then gets posted to your timeline with all of them tagged

basically pet me and tell me i'm a good girl

r/traa post, may contain sensitive content 

this took me too long to come up with this joke redd.it/eb1awr

these are amazing

cira.ca/stock-images

stock images courtesy of the canadian internet registration authority (thems what hand out the .ca domains)

ah yes, "Moose stalks couple eating poutine", just the image I needed for my website!

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post-party thoughts, + 

I had fun tonight 😊💖✨
I'm at home now, in bed 🛏️ 😴
G'night y'all! 'nite 💖✨

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post-party thoughts, ~ 

There was this one person at the party, and I've seen them a once or twice before at work, but I don't think they know me, I think they are either a trans woman or enby, either way, they were wearing this beautiful dress,

I just wanted to go up to them and say that they are such an inspiration to me, but I chickened out and also didn't want to accidentally come across as a jerk.

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party, ~, lewd wishes 

dancing is nice, but I wish someone just grabbed me, but their hands on my waist and danced with me. It's amazing how connected you can feel to people around you, yet so lonely at the same time, so wanting…

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