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Water is good for you year round. If you're thirsty, you're dehydrated.

just discovered the musical genre "shibuya-kei" and i couldn't be happier

had a chance to retcon one of my rp characters' last words to something else + i accidentally ended up changing it to "Okay, uh, well, sorry I'm gay?" but ain't that a mood

on birdsite there is a thread going around where you post a you drew with your non-dominant hand. this is my contribution to the cause

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┏┓ in
┃┃╱╲ this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we
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╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔[BUFFER OVERFLOW EXCEPTION] execute arbitrary code

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joking religion mention? 

i've known people who eat mayonnaise straight out of the container and that's why i don't believe in a kind and merciful god

i found basically everything BUT the origami paper... :blobupsidedown:

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current mood: spent about 20 minutes looking for my origami paper; found 3 watches instead, bringing the total time-telling devices in my home up to 30

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(bad joke) how do you tell the difference between a european hedgehog and an american hedgehog 

the european one will run at 50hz, and the american one at 60hz.

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someone: the truth always lies in the middle
me: you owe me 2 million dollars
someone: wha? no
me: as the truth lies in the middle, you owe me 1 million dollars, money please.

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ox -> oxen
fox -> foxen

that's just how language works

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