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whomst thought that it was a good idea to make the English word "volume" cover two ENTIRELY different forms of measurement

flarf 4: the flarfening 

Oh, my poor anxious fibres! While people eat scorpions and blowfish, breakfast tomorrow morning won't be easy for me to stomach. I feel like a little baby...! -- and, well, while I would not normally bother, we aren't changing anyone's minds here. Listen, I would recommend making either one of those blue marbles actually overcome things in the end. I'll restart everything all over the world again, since I really DO love you.

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more flarf poetry 

My problems with them outright banning the papers won't matter, for you can absolutely fire back against them with love. It's gonna be forever changed: since I need the money to get somewhere, we can split it between the two of us! It helps you and your cute face that I love. Neither of us can stop me now, dude. I've been thinking about our long-lost laughter, and you know how I feel about that change.

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more predictive text flarf poetry 

I still think that since we are fragile, how you incite drama about others draws too much attention. That would essentially mean losing; it eliminates all of our boundaries. Funds are going, and that's just well enough for them. We can't afford to wither away under their presence.

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predictive text flarf poem 

It's fine by bird anatomy to be with you, and completely different languages can't express that. Only defending myself actually let me overcome the end, what was the neat little bit. I'm fine. That's just how we are.

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Really, asking "what should replace Facebook" is putting things the wrong way around.

A more interesting way to ask the question is, "what did Facebook replace."

People used to build their own websites. People used to have blogs. People used USENET which was truly distributed and un-censorable.

Facebook and Google took the open internet and open standards and monetized and made everything crappy. Enough of that. Nothing should replace Facebook, it's done, stick a fork in it.

every time i see a bird, something switches off in me and i become a primal mess just sputtering "ooh bird" in baby talk like an uncivilized orangutan of some sort

tiny wistfulness 

years after its release, i caught up with a series and have finally read through it in its entirety after i got into it 6 years ago. the last installment was released in 2016 and a new installment (or another remake) has been teased, but... it makes me sad to know that for now, things have to stop here. i rarely binge things and feel upset about things ending where they were, but this series is too close to my heart for that. it's a lil lonely to have to wait for more.

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request for donations 

We're struggling to afford groceries for the whole week, any donations (even very small ones) would be greatly appreciated

ko-fi.com/charlotte (my partner's kofi)

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So you haven't heard the bad joke about this person having difficulty getting a key into a dodgy lock but eventually succeeding? [punchline in cw] 

It was really forced anyway.

this was only supposed to be a quick doodle i swear i didn't mean to suddenly go lineless and then start cel-shading computerfairi.es/media/Uz-TYFM

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ok we have vaporware and vaporwave

how about

sharewave

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Reminder that if you wear eyeglasses, you are using the world's most common adaptive device. Examine your language about other adaptive devices like wheelchairs and canes. If you wouldn't call someone wearing glasses "lens bound" why would you say something similar about a wheelchair user?

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petition to make "fwoop" the term for hastily deleting, editing and reposting a toot after posting

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me: *uses accented letter in project name*

software: "you can only use letters"

me: fuck off you north-american centric piece of shit á IS a letter

so anyway: i'm surprised about it, but tap water is really great. like, wow, it is SO thirst-quenching, and i really don't see much difference between filtered water and the local tap water

art trade (art fight dot net) salt 

to clarify: at the time i didn't have any humanoid ocs and could not draw humanoids either (i still can't' draw them, but i *HAVE* a few with alternative humanoid forms), so that contributed to the problem a lot. (:c_(

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art trade (art fight dot net) salt 

it's cool that the art fight staff is doing a community survey on how WE would rank attacks, but i'm still mad about how last art fight went :< nobody drew my characters unless i drew theirs (my give:receive ratio was ~2:1), and the system hasn't been changed to incentivize actually COMPLETING an art trade rather than just going around and gifting art. either way, i WILL participate next time, but i won't expect anything + will just draw kids' warrior cats ocs

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