maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

haven't had coffee or good yet because there are people that i don't want to see me on the other side of my door

hey heads up going through ginsterbusch@kosmos.social's timeline looks like he's already been harassing a some people so i think a preemptive block is not unwarranted

@ginsterbusch then abandon masto

you have no context for this toot and i suggest you don't reply to it further

@brassmerino oh, actually i don't know? there's recipes for it online but I've always bought mine, it's probably just corn, maybe a bit of milk and sugar? all in a blender

ugh

think i'll just try to sleep some more

thought about going outside today but nope

really hope i'm just being paranoid but i think i'll have to be paranoid until i hear from her

@Elizafox exactly

has anyone seen noëlle since yesterday..?

hey does anyone have any way to contact Noëlle outside the internet

she hasn't responded in an hour and i'm worried

@Ulfra_Wolfe yeah me neither

squirrels are good, actually

@masklayer FRIEND!!!!

@noelle @lizardsquid NOELLE IS REALLY GREAT AND YOU SHOULD BE HER FRIEND TOO

@noelle i love you and i mean it <3

update: we are now starting an entire manifesto devoted to spreading the truth of me being an actual robot squirrelbun irl

"how do you giftwrap the sun" - @LaserScheme, 2017

@sydneyfalk She's trying to explain this now and getting increasingly metaphysical here help