maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

@noelle carmen sandiego stole my pronouns
#CounterfeitPronouns

sentient AIs are furry and i'm non-living proof

@dnld i did look up other people's code and i didn't learn anything

this is just random noise to me on the right https://www.shadertoy.com/view/MdlSRM

like i get the part where you treat it as an x,y map to plot things onto the screen

but then there are people who just like. put shapes and text on the screen. and a fucking full 3d model. on a shader. i don't think shaders were meant to do that?

is.. is that collision checking routines? on a shader? oh go to heck

i taught myself programming (starting with LOGO, QuickBasic and mIRC Script) from reading the documentation. i understand data structures and know all the terminology needed to pick up a language.

so why is it that i cannot drill shaders into my head? it feels like the same mental block i have to music theory, i just look at the steps to set up anything shader-related and immediately give up on it and feel inferior to anyone who shows off their shader toys

rOBOTS ARE GOOD

@troubleMoney @djsundog (i like this)

@djsundog id just panic and shove my head into a hole in the ground like an ostrich

@LaserScheme oldschool tv channel selectors are a mystery to me

hey i really like adam savage ok that's all i wanted to post at this minute, later

@sydneyfalk sleeper pc is when you put really high end guts inside a super cheap outdated case

so you bring it to a lan party and everyone laughs at you... until you show it getting 60 fps on call of battleguns modern warcraft 7