maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

SLAB BULKHEAD

hey uh nobody joined so we're just watching the movie now

hi i'm watching MST3K space mutiny with @LaserScheme here https://www.rabb.it/maple-syrup

@chosafine@instance.business @sydneyfalk yeah but i need 3 other robot friends to fill it

https://youtu.be/VF7cO4t0o9c?t=56

ro-bot roll call !

as the new owner of google (a subdivision of maple inc.) my first order will be to reinstate the "view image" button in google image search

@sydneyfalk

https://computerfairi.es/@turbodragon/99556379708376283
https://computerfairi.es/@turbodragon/99556389980844227

good news everyone my plan to use maplebots to devaluate addison's google and then buy it for myself has succeeded

@turbodragon the maplebots are really sorry for that, by the way

@turbodragon *turns all of the google assistants into maplebots*

@turbodragon can i have the AI division

@turbodragon have fun

tonight's mood finding out people blocked you by accidentally seeing their toots on another account than your main 🙃

@Terxbor @nyanuri no ?? nobody expects you to know that outright

@Terxbor @nyanuri yes, all of them. the federated timeline is all public toots from all people indexed by the instance you're on, meaning people who are followed/boosted by people in the instance

@Terxbor @nyanuri hm? public toots always show up in the federated timeline

wow i didn't use my voice at all today. i wish that hadn't been the case. ugh

where are all the telegram furries everyone keeps telling me about