maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

gender reveal party where the reveal is the colour of balloons/inside of cake but instead of either pink or blue it's like green or yellow and you never tell anyone what it means

gender reveal parties but for you instead of your children

im sorry im a mess

hi

bunny

@puppy@chitter.xyz hey avery i think you'll be happy to know you made me buy dissembler

@noelle it's basically that, toddlers misinterpreting The Adult World

@noelle maplebots are just going to recreate every set up from the rugrats aren't they

@noelle hahaha yes yes yes

@somarasu @sydneyfalk no ;^;

@sydneyfalk hell no

i feel like such a damn adult with my adult coffee (im not a responsible adult please don't be mistaken) (CW selfie)

https://computerfairi.es/media/zJ-NwEYwnpiQNIP1kQ0

@ajroach42 @Aros it's not included in the mastodon clone in their github?

@noelle *nuzzles weakly*

weh..