maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

bluh

what idiot called it earth day and not ground hug day

@ajroach42 oh god that looks pleasantly 80s

GIMP stands for Guess I Mcan't Pnamesoftwareworthshit

nlerf

@LaserScheme oh!! scandalous!!!

*smooches back*

@LaserScheme i love you so much too

@LaserScheme
a-
AWOORA 🅱️OREALIS?
at THIS time of the year
at THIS time of day
in THIS part of the country
LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN?!

@LaserScheme
yes i should be gOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE

@LaserScheme
of course.

@LaserScheme
yes and you call them "steamed hams" despite the fact they are obviously grilled.

@LaserScheme
for steamed hams.

@LaserScheme
*chews on the burger*
y'know these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Furry Burger.

@LaserScheme
ahh i see.

@LaserScheme
really.
well i'm from computer fairies and i've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams"

@LaserScheme
uh huh

what region?

@LaserScheme
you call hamburgers "steamed hams"?

@LaserScheme
*fiddling with a napkin*
i thought we were having steamed clams

@LaserScheme
*squints* ...
*leaves kitchen*