maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

im trans girl whomst gay

@Trev@icosahedron.website this is still one of my favourite songs ever

should i start an account to post from when talking about the stuff that happens in the spaceship i'm a crewmember of or should i just keep them here with tags to separate them from my otherwise regular posting

@Terrana *twiddles paws' digits, patiently waiting with a smile*

this baby is going too fast and needs to be pulled over https://computerfairi.es/media/F3d27maWKJOBd6QA1ZM

@LaserScheme mart

cold take: guy fieri is a real cool dude who does good things

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social i mean that's basically all atgames have been doing since 2006

@jk yeah that's me

" are your ears extendable? "
they have a fixed length tuned to the 2.4GHz spectrum but they are detachable and machine-washable

" how do those glasses stay on your face? "
temple arms

https://retrospring.net/maple_syrup

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social punching bags

" as a robot, what's the coolest thing to have on the end of an arm that is isn't a hand or paw? "
nes zapper

" who's your favourite mythological figure? "
wendy carlos

" what do robots dream about? "
higher benchmark rankings

" best condiment? "
sriracha sauce

" have you ever tried condiments on toast? i.e. mustard on toast, tartar sauce on toast, chutney on toast, etc. "
motor oil is another favourite

https://retrospring.net/maple_syrup

https://retrospring.net/maple_syrup

i m too fu ckjing stupdi and useles to be alive

starting toget into the suicidal ideation part of the nigh t

@InspectorCaracal i'd really like trying rping with you <3

@InspectorCaracal thank you >.<

@InspectorCaracal tbh starting any of this feels overwhelming to do by myself and i just want someone to guide me through it