maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

stop being younger than me it's illegal

need to wash this pillow my mom gave me because it smells like my parents

my parents smell of cigarettes very strongly

@chr@cybre.space convert to webfont embed into css

that's how i did it in mynameiser.in

and turning off the sound button does nothing to the sound in push notifications

you cannot mute mastodon push notifications without muting media volume

please pass it forward

@shekkiesqueaks @perla uuurgh i can't get to the admin console atm

hello home timeline is where i file mastodon bug reports yes?

oh god the push notification noise uses media volume not notification volume, mine was silent and it still blooped aaaa

the mastodon horizontal swipe is still too sensitive

@Sargoth david lynch is that you

i hope everybody is just asleep and it's not federation that's broken :(

@LaserScheme bloop bloop bloop

@LaserScheme i can hear your mastobloops when your headset is muted

@LaserScheme told me they are eating some foodsonas now

it's not vore if it's just your foodsona