maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

me: i can't bring myself to get up and go to shower and I'm already over an hour late what do i do
brain: just punch your legs until they move. threaten them with a knife

me: nobody is taking to me what do i do
brain: keep posting alienating depressive shit that'll help

i wish i could be a girl

me just now picking shirts: "no, this one is too nice. you don't deserve to wear a nice shirt today"

not that i have anything nicer than t-shirts and jeans and i fucking hate it

i shouldn't have to ask for attention i need to earn attention otherwise i'm just an attention whore

too late i guess

I'm a fucking mess haha

this is not a subtoot to anyone here

whenever people say "just do X" or "just buy Y" and x is not accessible outside USA or Y is prohibitively expensive outside USA

it really pisses me off a lot jsyk

@Morgan overpriced and likely stolen phones

could probably pay to find my Nexus back lmao

i haven't even owned a custom flashable router lol

mine is cheap and Chinese, i bet it disks home but hey it was affordable

i don't think i've ever owned a phone that's officially supported by cyanogen or lineage, except maybe the Nexus that got stolen

it's always only the flagships and i'm not rich

@Elizafox yeah, resolved

once more for the people in the back: if i follow you it's ok to follow back but i'd still like a message. if we've never talked don't fucking follow me first.

i doubt anyone will see this toot i've had to repeat it so many times

@lizardsquid no no you're fine

i don't even remember you doing that? i certainly didn't mean you there

don't worry you're a nice person

sorry

i don't wanna get up or do anything today blurg

is my bio not federating? more people keep trying to follow me without ever having messaged me

if you're going to write repetitive text that takes up a whole mastodon column please put it behind a CW

@Violet @codl :(

*sees a worm crawling out of a hole in the dirt*

(danny elfman voice) there's life in the ground

some people only come here to move to awoo.space or cybre.space lmao i'm doing something wrong

"Make theme directory and rename application.scss (#5336)"

ah hell

i need to figure out this theme thing and port the current hackjob on computer fairies to it