maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

@nyanuri sure, it's public

or if you need to be that way please unfollow/block/mute me or whatever you need to do now rather than later

rule of thumb not talking to me makes things worse than talking to me so uh please don't be like "i don't want to talk to you because it'll make things worse"

i'm sorry you see me as closed off and intimidating. i really wish i didn't come across as that. i don't know how to not, i'll try to learn to cope with not being who i want to be.

hi reminder i have a discord server for friends and furry stuff https://discord.gg/cwn6byK i'd put it on my bio but it doesn't fit

sorry i said anything

i wanna be in an all-female 90s alt-rock band

@noelle athena :3

me: "do you come from a land down under?"

laserscheme: "vegemite sandwich!"

@troubleMoney part of me says yes, all the bandwidth

part of me wants to be an older model and have like, serial instead

@troubleMoney oh no i didn't mean you were assuming

just that it would be nice if i had usb-c so that would be built in :3

@LaserScheme: "but where are your ports"

me: *thinks*

me: behind my snout, it opens up

@troubleMoney hmmm that's the whole idea with usb-c isn't it

@a_breakin_glass @troubleMoney shhhh

@troubleMoney yes but then you'd tire me out and i'd have to go to bed sooner to recharge! :c

@Jo *nuzzles softly~*

@masklayer aw drat i did it again

@Jo *wiggles, bleeps*

maple syrup is a robot who doesn't know how to robot

maple syrup accidentally passed the turing test