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@posit@chitter.xyz of course I'm over 18 wink wink

wait aw crap i haven't had to lie about that for years now

@posit@chitter.xyz just be careful not to touch the charging pads!

Petition to change "I'm not a robot" captchas to "I'm sapient"

muttering "i'm sorry im sorry i'm sorry" under your breath when clicking "I'm not a robot" checkmarks

@noelle @a_breakin_glass eehhhh think id rather be labelled an animal than a person

*nibbles on floppy disks*

@posit@chitter.xyz but before he answers my question he'd like to talk about squarespace

does Linus know that the "tampons" in his thumbnail are pads

if you practice enough katakana everything starts looking like katakana to you

@posit@chitter.xyz aaahh

*nuzzles into the scritchies, beeps*

@alice@elekk.xyz trade you my height, i'm an angel who'd rather be a fairy ;o;

@sickasfrick@slime.global my eyes almost read
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Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!