maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

https://computerfairi.es/media/uJrFqZHx7pzOStjPMSw

dammit i keep wasting my best puns during the off hours

Zak McKRACKen And The Alien WiFibenders

muds are good y'all

here's a sneak peek into the mux i'm building:

look flamingo
Pink Flamingo(#28)
Ah the plastic pink flamingo, a staple in 50s American lawns everywhere.

i wanna put the mutant standard emojis in computer fairies real bad but i don't think i can figure that out tonight

y'all there's a mux in the making

this is the part of my brain that says "i want to do it my way because the only ones that exist right now suck" talking

what if computer fairies hosted a MUD

my muck self-desc is 556 chars too long for mastodon 😅

i just wanna like

rub and snuggle against someone until i feel better

i tried starting to write a self-desc for a MUCK and i have like

4 lines

how do people write paragraphs about their appearance aa

bluhhhhh i really don't work without caffeine anymore it seems

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remind me not to accidentally post selfies on public

also don't boost my selfies

gorgonzola fix the enoncejis

p.s. i was already brine-and-salt loving before hrt

it feels ... weird that i don't have the Salt Loving Trans Girl Who Has To Go To The Bathroom A Lot narrative because we don't use spiro in this country

like, no, i'm not complaining, it's just

it feels like i'm a different brand of trans

welcome to computer fairies, we've got

* me

what, did you want something else? heck you