maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

i don't think i've ever owned a phone that's officially supported by cyanogen or lineage, except maybe the Nexus that got stolen

it's always only the flagships and i'm not rich

once more for the people in the back: if i follow you it's ok to follow back but i'd still like a message. if we've never talked don't fucking follow me first.

i doubt anyone will see this toot i've had to repeat it so many times

i don't wanna get up or do anything today blurg

is my bio not federating? more people keep trying to follow me without ever having messaged me

if you're going to write repetitive text that takes up a whole mastodon column please put it behind a CW

*sees a worm crawling out of a hole in the dirt*

(danny elfman voice) there's life in the ground

some people only come here to move to awoo.space or cybre.space lmao i'm doing something wrong

"Make theme directory and rename application.scss (#5336)"

ah hell

i need to figure out this theme thing and port the current hackjob on computer fairies to it

MUCKs are way better than trying to find rp people on IRC why did i never try this before

i just had a real heart stopping moment thinking i'd lost my wallet on the street hbu

- i'm wary of guys unless we already know each other
- i'm gay so i like girls

- read my fucking bio
- only follow me if we've talked
- don't fucking call me dude
- i don't care if you're a surfer from california
- read my fucking bio!!

mobile is fine.

anyone else having problems with wire? webapp and linux desktop app just never, ever load

you know what i used to not like Nina Hagen much but i think her songs are growing on me

(robert downey jr. voice) i am flint ironman

LB a healthy meal