maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

i'm squiggle

once when i was a kid a classmate disdained me because he thought my sense of humour was too north american

halloween is such a non-thing for me because i'm not north american but i kinda wish it was

heck! heck! heck!

(this one is apropos of nothing, i just like making noises when i'm bored)

ugh!!

uuurrgh.

just realised i ate a few words on this post:

meant to say the bad guy had infiltrated a building _with important people inside_ and started killing them

i remember one scene was the bad guy was dressed up as a federation admiral from the 80s star trek movies posing as an extra with a sci-fi looking motorcycle that was inexplicably supposed to be a movie prop and he let a guy have a go at it to lure him away before shooting him in the back, then moved on to his next disguise

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had a weird dream where i was in an 80s movie where a bad guy had infiltrated some sort of building and started killing them

some details i can't remember after, i'm a character in the movie and manage to catch the bad guy and shoot him. there's a parade right afterwards and everyone congratulates me for a brief moment

right after that, an appropriately humorous credits roll blooper reel involving the bad guy in some of the previous scenes plays

malloween

why did irick try to follow me /a second time/

buddy get a hint

stranger things 2 is wild, y'all

i wish i were important

paranoid

well today was wasted

it's already almost 8 pm and i did absolutely nothing today but be depressed and watch people talk to each other

i wish there were some sort of hangout place for furries

im sorry