- punch a fascist
- pet a cat
- invent a gender
- join a collective
- have an orgy
- run for city council
- live in the woods
- protest in the streets
- dream

** maple classic™** · Jan 23, 2018, 23:57

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**That bird/moth, Lindsay 🐦🦋** @LaserScheme@computerfairi.es · Jan 23, 2018, 23:57

Jan 23, 2018, 23:57

That bird/moth, Lindsay 🐦🦋 @LaserScheme@computerfairi.es

always smooch your robots

** maple classic™** · Jan 23, 2018, 17:06

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**Ellie** @noelle@elekk.xyz · Jan 23, 2018, 17:06

Jan 23, 2018, 17:06

Ellie @noelle@elekk.xyz

how indeed https://elekk.xyz/media/ILmGAgYGRidHTkbIOm0

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** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Jan 23, 2018, 21:23

** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Jan 23, 2018, 21:23

Jan 23, 2018, 21:23

 maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

hi i've been away all day cause i was at the optometrist and he dilated my pupils and everything was blurry for a while now i have a huge headache

** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Jan 23, 2018, 13:44

** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Jan 23, 2018, 13:44

Jan 23, 2018, 13:44

 maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

pembis

** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Jan 23, 2018, 13:41

** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Jan 23, 2018, 13:41

Jan 23, 2018, 13:41

 maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

hai

** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Jan 23, 2018, 08:04

** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Jan 23, 2018, 08:04

Jan 23, 2018, 08:04

 maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

syntax error https://computerfairi.es/media/QEXJQ9XCukt6-attnjM https://computerfairi.es/media/4xT5uF8Yw6ekmakU7uM

** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Jan 23, 2018, 07:37

** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Jan 23, 2018, 07:37

Jan 23, 2018, 07:37

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https://computerfairi.es/media/TcHTKE1tvVfBeSOQPWw

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** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Jan 23, 2018, 05:25

** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Jan 23, 2018, 05:25

Jan 23, 2018, 05:25

 maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

my ordinary life: ep 15

laser: (among other incoherent sayings during a call) "give yourself a chombis"

me: *cackles uncontrollably*

laser: "what?"

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** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Jan 23, 2018, 00:58

** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Jan 23, 2018, 00:58

Jan 23, 2018, 00:58

 maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

st:disco

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** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Jan 22, 2018, 23:20

** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Jan 22, 2018, 23:20

Jan 22, 2018, 23:20

 maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

https://computerfairi.es/media/VkmLWMRenf4aagrkXHg

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** maple classic™** · Jan 22, 2018, 23:11

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**Ellie** @noelle@elekk.xyz · Jan 22, 2018, 23:11

Jan 22, 2018, 23:11

Ellie @noelle@elekk.xyz

@squirrel #justrobotthings

** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Jan 22, 2018, 23:10

** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Jan 22, 2018, 23:10

Jan 22, 2018, 23:10

 maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

sometimes when i wake up my gyroscope isnt calibrated and i forget which way is up for a while

** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Jan 22, 2018, 21:10

** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Jan 22, 2018, 21:10

Jan 22, 2018, 21:10

 maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

if you get this mad at being blocked by a smalltime instance like computer fairies you probably deserve to be blocked tbh

** maple classic™** · Jan 22, 2018, 20:40

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**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jan 22, 2018, 20:40

Jan 22, 2018, 20:40

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

It's incredibly ironic that the "muh freeze peach" types get their knickers in such a massive twist every time someone tells them to fuck off and/or shut the fuck up