maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

if mastodon's so good how come there's no mastodon 2 huh

im gonna go bed now but i wanna watch another episode of mst3k tomorrow if peeps are around !!! dunno what time we'll be doing them but uh watch this space i guess

https://computerfairi.es/media/qSFmGHIiUyDdPeSx9J8

SLAB BULKHEAD

hey uh nobody joined so we're just watching the movie now

hi i'm watching MST3K space mutiny with @LaserScheme here https://www.rabb.it/maple-syrup

ro-bot roll call !

as the new owner of google (a subdivision of maple inc.) my first order will be to reinstate the "view image" button in google image search

good news everyone my plan to use maplebots to devaluate addison's google and then buy it for myself has succeeded

tonight's mood finding out people blocked you by accidentally seeing their toots on another account than your main 🙃

wow i didn't use my voice at all today. i wish that hadn't been the case. ugh

where are all the telegram furries everyone keeps telling me about

did you know: i am a robot. a constructed being. there's wires inside me. beep.

squirrels have big fluffy tails you can hug

hot take: flash was actually good for content creation and killing it off has made the internet like 80% less fun