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what do furries do at the end of a show if they enjoyed it 

they appawse

if you're bunny and you know it clap your paws

*plap plap*

And when you load SQUARE_WAVE.MP3 into FL Studio 10 and apply 10 soundgoodizers to it

elastomasto 

So, I have been running the elasticsearch modifications for masto since they first got committed.

Here's some randomly offered data and opinion:

I am running elasticsearch with 1G of ram. it is plenty for the toot-lab and the search doesn't feel laggy. I could probably drop it to 512M.

the memory requirements will scale depending on the number of users on the instance.

if cost is a concern, start with a lower amount of ram for elasticsearch - you might be surprised.

elasticsearch is designed for much weightier aggregations than masto is using, you'll not scratch its normal resource usage with under a thousand users based on my experience with elasticsearch in general and this code in particular.

Masto, - 

@typhlosion @LottieVixen @Elizafox how difficult would it be to use the interface he made and attach my own search? Like, assuming I just have a search function written already. I'm hoping the answer is "trivially easy" but with this code I assume nothing.

so uhh what made mastodon devs choose elastic search over

idk

SELECT id FROM toots WHERE content LIKE search;

at the very fucking least include a warning, seriously jesus christ it is not hard

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hey, if your website has autoplaying audio/video:

you are as bad as the news websites everybody complains about. hope you like it

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