maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

hi gamers

was woken up by my two keyboards loudly crashing onto the floor with what sounded like glass shattering noise from the glass bottle on my nightstand. thankfully nothing seems to have broken but hhhh hi adrenaline

hey if you call things cringe culture and think selfie culture is a problem then like get away from me right now

every time someone says gnu/linux unironically in casual context i imagine they have a neckbeard

what is it with channers, anime avatars and toxic obsession with pushing linux onto everybody

why that intersection

the thing i like about mastodon is that if someone comes in here thinking they can act like they're in 4chan, even if they have their own instance, every other instance with half a bit of decency will block them

and that keeps the fediverse nice and friendly <3

hey @fexel uh i think an user in your instance is violating your first rule, "be civil", their handle is uh @fexel

reminder that the admin of http://computerfairi.es is a furry and does not tolerate alt-right

working with process forking is fun because while looking for info online you come across stackoverflow questions such as

"When and How can a child kill?"

reminder for those still migrating away from witches.town (or those who just want to migrate instances) that https://computerfairi.es is a friendly safe space for everyone, especially queer and furry folks! :3

so close !!!! https://computerfairi.es/media/rhKkyH7hq95GgP4u6SA

it's trying so hard https://computerfairi.es/media/TR-aD2Im7bF7kUguA80

i think i just accidentally wrote a forkbomb

hi its me yr robot bunny girlfriend maple sryup