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im a smol big gay

a big smol gay ???

i'',mm,,,
a smol who's rly gay ok yeah that's it

SQUIRRELS_TEST.MP4
I hope extremely wiggly tail means happy squirrel because they were doing that A Lot

Music is:
Funky Chunk Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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At our bar we have that "angel shot" secret drink that girls should ask for if they're feeling unsafe. If you ask for it "on the rocks", our bouncer will suplex the guy out of the bar.

my monitor will be waiting for me at home once i get back

but it's not even lunch time yet aaaaaa

i'm really indifferent about programming languages. i think all of them have use cases and their own pros and cons. i don't think i _hate_ any programming language and i don't get people who do

except for esoteric languages. now you're just being silly

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I charge more for the drinks if you give me trouble. Sorry, I do make the rules.

hi uhh i made an in character account to rp with over at @zoe

A customer at the bar today called me the Easter Bunny. The hot sauce in his drink made him stop laughing.

what idiot called it earth day and not ground hug day

GIMP stands for Guess I Mcan't Pnamesoftwareworthshit

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