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PSA: don't forget, your instance moderators need you to help by reporting anything that you think might violate the rules!

Reporting something doesn't automatically penalize anyone, so *you* don't need to worry about whether something is really actionable.

That's *our* job as moderators! All *you* need to do is help make sure we don't miss things by reporting them.

the local timeline is just me for miles and miles oops

@squirrel
All robots are lesbians, they never know whether something is a date

human perception of time is very hard to grasp

why can't you just use unix epoch time

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New rule: If you want to write a thinkpiece about "the state of AI" but do not have a tech background, you must first spend two hours fighting Microsoft Excel over what is and what isn't a date

i'm maple

machine
android
probot
'lectronics
electronics (again)

i am a sentient squirrel bunny ai inhabiting the body of a trans girl

Sometimes I see people around the ship looking at me weird or speaking hushed about me whenever I walk by... Are there really still people who get uncomfortable with gynoids?

i'm wearing tights under my jeans and my legs are _still_ cold

masto dev 

i don't like how the search tab in mastodon got shoehorned between notifications and local timeline

i need to fix that

probably revert to keep search in compose tab, to keep it congruent with web

no sense in this dissonance

oh i should make maple.pet in php!!

i think that'll scratch my itch for an easy templating solution, cause then i can make my website in modules and then have an index assemble it

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Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!