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once when i was a kid a classmate disdained me because he thought my sense of humour was too north american

halloween is such a non-thing for me because i'm not north american but i kinda wish it was

Someone should buy me a Switch and Mario Odyssey. *nods*

heck! heck! heck!

(this one is apropos of nothing, i just like making noises when i'm bored)

just realised i ate a few words on this post:

meant to say the bad guy had infiltrated a building _with important people inside_ and started killing them

i remember one scene was the bad guy was dressed up as a federation admiral from the 80s star trek movies posing as an extra with a sci-fi looking motorcycle that was inexplicably supposed to be a movie prop and he let a guy have a go at it to lure him away before shooting him in the back, then moved on to his next disguise

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had a weird dream where i was in an 80s movie where a bad guy had infiltrated some sort of building and started killing them

some details i can't remember after, i'm a character in the movie and manage to catch the bad guy and shoot him. there's a parade right afterwards and everyone congratulates me for a brief moment

right after that, an appropriately humorous credits roll blooper reel involving the bad guy in some of the previous scenes plays

why did irick try to follow me /a second time/

buddy get a hint

anyone have any suggestions for things to do with your long distance partner when you're both bored?

it's already almost 8 pm and i did absolutely nothing today but be depressed and watch people talk to each other

i wish there were some sort of hangout place for furries

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