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"dude" is not gender neutral

you don't have to "play guess the gender" if you only take a second to ask the person or read their bio

if you disagree please feel free to go eat your own shoe

Remember Alf? He's back

In prog form!

*excessively long guitar solo*

the entire concept of "foreplay" existing as a thing distinct from sex and intimacy is unbearably hetero

dammit i'm way too proud and giggly of the stupidest joke ever i just made on my AD

lewd silly, meme 

OH NO! CARMEN SANDIEGO HAS STOLEN my sex drive!

if i don't approve your follow request, either:

1) i got it in my email but not in the app (mastodon is broken like that)
2) you never talked to me

#aninstancewhere typing the same emoji multiple times doesn't produce multiple emoji but rather one very large one

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Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!