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hi did you know that i'm a robot girl and that's extremely good ???

some ideas for ways to honour Ursula K. LeGuin:

- punch a fascist
- pet a cat
- invent a gender
- join a collective
- have an orgy
- run for city council
- live in the woods
- protest in the streets
- dream

hi i've been away all day cause i was at the optometrist and he dilated my pupils and everything was blurry for a while now i have a huge headache

my ordinary life: ep 15 

laser: (among other incoherent sayings during a call) "give yourself a chombis"

me: *cackles uncontrollably*

laser: "what?"

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st:disco 

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sometimes when i wake up my gyroscope isnt calibrated and i forget which way is up for a while

if you get this mad at being blocked by a smalltime instance like computer fairies you probably deserve to be blocked tbh

It's incredibly ironic that the "muh freeze peach" types get their knickers in such a massive twist every time someone tells them to fuck off and/or shut the fuck up

tfw you go through your girlfriend's profile and end up favouriting nearly everything without realizing

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Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!