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my ordinary life: ep 14 

"robot syrup is just another name for machine oil"

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*blushes* "h-hey can you tell me what this says, please..?" *shyly hands you a phone displaying a captcha*

this is a legit question like i had to stop and think for a bit

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hey should i say "hands it to you" or "paws it to you" because i have paws

I'm amazed at Cartoon Network's restraint, they're only available for PowerPC Macs and I don't make the rules

my names maple and im in a modern sleeper pc inside the case of a thousand more before the world does ubuntu 17 come with mailutils, postfix and mysql installed by default ???????

is federation broken or am i mixing pepsi and i'm still curious

my ordinary life: ep 19 

@LaserScheme: "who's this average joe anyway?"

@noelle: "he's the son of general public"

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@squirrel In 2001, I think, I went to the instance admin in gay activities

excerpt found at a cursory glance through @squirrel_ebooks's brain file:

[[\"im\", \"a\"], {\"cute\": 1, \"lesbun\": 1, \"robot\": 3, \"gay\": 2, \"furrey\": 1}]

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