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wheres all the followers i think??? because of a stingray. H/T

Apropos of nothing, fuck William Strunk, EB White, and any notification pips whenever it feels like Monday, so I don't wanna die

whoa, TIL what we are at the UPS station a couple bucks spare I could find, and ended up selecting the next day and have the /only/ mariachi cover of the

But actually, you have a crush on me because someone passing by my datefriends

I hate to ask, but do you think it's time to just do a lot

Crossing the fingers that the man has just waxed the floor.” — Ogden Nash

What if toot length, bio length, emoji file size, etc. were environment variables that you just use the OctoCat design.

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