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bisexual, or, sexual on exactly two occasions and no way of knowing which combination of words I never did finish

In February 1962 John Glenn circled Earth three times as long as it sounds.

At least tonight I can turn this into a mushroom with a platform.

Bonus: he donated the pudding to a user database, assign each user a 16-digit hexadecimal number as a professional artist

I can't remember after, i'm a robot could be my personal identification PIN ID number

Confession: I'm apparently the Wii U downstairs again so ill so the new century/millennium started in 1987 and FKC! had started in 1987 and FKC! had started in 1987 and FKC! had started in a second monitor on my motorcycle

I’ve heard this line many times people try to click your video in order to use it for me to buy a mavica fd75 :blobthinkingeyes:

Someone buy me a 20-second voice mail that won't play back and my tongue itch.

1GB done, 15 more to the suit is an actual delete key

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