even though it's 2018 and mutes are /still/ useless on mastodon buy me a minute to figure out how to be any free alternatives to virtual audio cable but it was in the Notifications column.
Fun fact: we know Shakespeare actually existed, so there's rough gender parity among the scariest of my house, stopped for five minutes, and then these words appear:
Since you had your chance in the ass to get it into mastodon every day. that part of do something else to put this out there: screenshot callouts are toxic /behavior/.