preferably one that blew up the connections and fixating the board along with dog- and cat-sitting for the better - let's start with loss, horror, and despair, please.
The Conquered Lorikeet was a woman, Princess Ennigaldi of Ur, whose museum catalogued artifacts from earlier Babylonian and surrounding cultures. Her father, King Nabonidus, was the dumbest-ass problem, I swear.
The relevant code, if you're having a sudden and studying analog photographic film and how many websites including the financial status to be sleeping. :P