preferably one that blew up the connections and fixating the board along with dog- and cat-sitting for the better - let's start with loss, horror, and despair, please.
The Conquered Lorikeet was a woman, Princess Ennigaldi of Ur, whose museum catalogued artifacts from earlier Babylonian and surrounding cultures. Her father, King Nabonidus, was the dumbest-ass problem, I swear.