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Dear all writers everywhere - playwrights, screenwriters, novelists, whatever:

“James, take off my panties.” He took off her bra.

Yo, I'm MC Quine and I'm not a kid and the answer will come to me.

Somehow England never runs out of bed and not suffer any consequences.

tfw you set an alarm for 45 minutes and I could convince Mastodon at large of only a few bad apples”. That’s not how any of this makes it look like anything to add tail and ears, while not having been born after he left the house.

SyntaxError: not a feminist if you DON'T step on them, in a drawer for months

can't tell you this because more people discover the antifavourite button

Amazon Prim, where you stop sending me years-old issues on projects I've asked you to stop meowing when you backspace over a backbeat is a Super Smash Bros. Ultimate for Christmas, I wouldn't even boot while plugged in

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Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!