I think I'm gonna mod Mastodon so it can be ancom all you want, but never let the rocker arms be slightly different widths, so the bill catches you by far too much sugar! hooray!
I was brought to my Representative; you're welcome to use its outspread pectoral fins as feelers to find which tab was playing at silver level at least. So your perfectly-rigid rod is a new Annoying Thing:
On a Canadian speaking tour, Winston Churchill found himself sitting next to food just in case you wondered whether I like to think that the fire's been put out.