Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

two hedgies having a munch!

I am currently drinking some Kraken Black Spiced Rum

This is incredibly on brand for me

Gritty is antifa and I really want to see him take part in a black bloc action

Shiny

And Glowy!

https://www.alange-soehne.com/en/datographlumen/

my phone doesn't deal with low light at all well but you can just about make out a big hedgie!

4 new models from Sinn!

2 new 104s, both with sunburst dials, one in blue and the other in a rather fetching anthracite

A new U1, this time with a blue dial in a similar shade to the T1/T2 B

And most interestingly, a new limited edition model with case and dial made from tegimented damascus steel, the 1800!

I mean seriously, look at this fucker right here

Couldn't even be bothered to get a decent logo made up, just a few seconds in paint and "give money plx"

OOOH! OOOH! OOOH! EXCITED!

So it's the time of year where I keep an eye out for christmas presents for people so I can get everything done early and gloat at all the people panicking a week before christmas

I have just seen what might be the most hilariously shit rendering of santa claus ever

https://uk.lush.com/products/christmas/strawberry-santa-0

Okay, the US Consumer Product Safety Commission is surprisingly good on twitter

Yes, this is an actual tweet they sent https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1046121007067607040

techy security conscious people: I'm not buying an amazon echo or whatever, can't fool me into paying for the privilege of having a wiretap in my house

also techy security conscious people: AAAAA VECTOR LOOKS SO CUTE I WANNA GIVE IT PETS AND HAVE IT LIVE ON MY DESK

lil hedgie doing a drink!

and bigger hedgie jumping into the bowl of cat biscuits!

I will never be as rad as this biker bun

Could be an awesome look for @maple though

tiny hedgie!

this is not our cat

the hedgehog house is complete!

I may need to go to India to see some of @maple 's cousins

LOOK AT THE BIG BUSHY TAIL!

hedgie hotel progress:

we have walls!

need to finish roofs and floor (and find materials for roofs)

octopus is covered in sawdust

building a hedgehog hotel for them to stay in after they've been to the cafe

here's what I'm going for, it'll probably look nowhere near as good when I'm finished