Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I would like to draw everyone's attention to the only member of the UK government that isn't a complete bastard, Larry

Larry is Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

This is his actual official title

this is an australian possum with leucism (partial loss of pigmentation)

it's a goddamn pikachu

well, it's december now and my laptop is stunningly bisexual

this is of course when they're not managing to knock the ramp down

actual photo of "proud boys" approved transport

First image from the NASA Insight probe after the dust cover was removed

I was kinda expecting this but actually seeing this image is incredible

Okay so this is a thing that has now happened

As someone who knows little of virtualisation this is what I imagine a hypervisor is

the original location for the hedgehog hotel became unavailable so it's back here in the garden ready for hibernating season

gave them lots of nice straw for bedding

If you'd have told me a couple of years ago that politics today could be summed up by a large terrifying orange muppet in ice hockey gear fighting a cartoon frog I'd have assumed you were on drugs

Good deal on Amazon for the SCP Foundation

For any Disney fans, this is coming out soon

Two limited edition Swatch watches designed by Damien Hirst with Mickey Mouse on them

On the left is the spot edition which is limited to 1,999 pieces and on the right the spot mirror edition which is limited to 19,999 pieces

Spot mickey will be available for 24 hours starting November 18 at 2:00AM ET and mirror spot mickey is available from the 16th

More info here: https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/swatch-spot-mickey-and-mirror-spot-mickey-damien-hirst

these sheep are excessively cute, i wish to meet them one day

text transcription:
UK: I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
EU: So tell me what you want, what you really really want
UK: I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
EU: So tell me what you want, what you really really want
[continues for 28 months]

I've had this for about a week now after a long time of saving up and quite a while of waiting to get my tentacles on it

This is the Sinn 556 I MoP S, it's one of Sinn's entry level models but it really is excessively nice

Fit and finish is excellent, the movement is running well within COSC standards, and the dial is fucking stunning whenever it catches the light

Any pictures I take just don't do it justice, it's just beautiful

The winners of the 2018 Grand Prix d'Horlogerie de Genève were announced today, the Aiguille d'Or winner was the Bovet Récital 22 Grand Récital (pictured below)

All the other winners are listed here: https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/the-bovet-recital-22-grand-recital-takes-home-the-aiguille-dor-at-the-2018-gpgh-awards

Oh hey, this is neat, G-SHOCK are doing a collab with Gorrilaz

https://www.gshock.com/watches/gorillaz-watches

4 limited edition watches (1000 of each worldwide), prices from $120-170

Damn, I was at the supermarket earlier and completely forgot to get myself a caterpillar cake

This is a Lowland Streaked Tenrec

LOOK AT THE ADORABLE LITTLE BUMBLE-BEE COLOURED SPINY FRIEND!

IT'S SO CUTE!