Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

One of the first instances of sending nudes, 1828, painter called Sarah Goodridge painted a miniature rendition of her tits and sent them to Daniel Webster

Said painting below, it's a pair of tits

reggie is a good cat

BREAKING NEWS: good hedgie does a drink

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opossums are good

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Someone made a rip-off of the nokia n-gage

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/KECHAODA-Long-Standby-Power-Bank-Game-and-Phone-2-In-1-Mobile-Phone-K110-2-8/33014628447.html

parkour!

SHINY SHINY SHINY

Glashütte Original are doing dive watches!

3 standard models, a 39.5mm version with date at 3 and "old radium" lume, 2 43.2mm models with big date at 4:30 and available in blue or black

All three available on synthetic, rubber, or metal bracelet

https://monochrome-watches.com/glashutte-original-comes-back-to-the-dive-watch-market-with-the-seaq-collection-live-pics/

player 3 has entered the game

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and here we have the inevitable limited edition speedmaster for the 50th anniversary of Apollo 11

uses the new 3861 movement, which is nice

also there's the possibility of getting serial number 6969/6969, which is [i]nice[/i]

Timex are doing some really nice stuff in their "heritage"/"reissue" lines

This is a reissue of a watch that was released in 1979, looks really quite nice

https://www.timex.co.uk/browse/collections/reissue/q-timex-reissue/

long hedgehog snooters are the best

did some stuff in the garden, hedgies have some new landscaping

cool computer

@transbian

We've got pins!

Freshly delivered to the @transbian shipping and fulfillment centre and ready to be sent out by our crack team of trained hedgehogs!

hedgie having a good scratch

also you wouldn't think it but hedgehogs can indeed move fast enough to cause motion blur

Here's a watch brand that's often overlooked, Ochs und Junior

They're all designed by Ludwig Oechslin who is, with no exaggeration whatsoever, a fucking genius when it comes to watchmaking

Their flagship piece is their perpetual calendar, where other brands use a couple of hundred parts over the base movement to make that complication Oechslin found a way to do it in 9

They've also got a pretty neat take on a dual time zone watch and one that shows you length of day

https://www.ochsundjunior.swiss/

it's been many years since I last used a sewing machine but it seems I've remembered enough to make a rough but perfectly serviceable peg bag for the washing line

yay!

Tom Ford did a thing with GQ on "the rules to wearing watches" so of course I have to respond to it

https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/tom-ford-rules-for-watches-2019

1. I've never owned a full-length mirror in my life, don't worry about it
2. Pictured below is Buzz Aldrin wearing 3 watches at the same time, Tom I fucking dare you to tell me Buzz Aldrin doesn't look baller as fuck
3. Okay, yeah, good rule
4. Go for it
5. yeah, match your metals in jewellery
6. I'm not going to argue with James Fucking Bond

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hedgehogs seemed to enjoy the new addition!

also got the blackbird seal of approval!