Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

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sea bunny

they're actually a type of sea slug but they look bunny-like and are cute

Ooh, this is cool

The new MB&F x L'Épée 1839 Starfleet Explorer

It's exactly what it looks like, a desk clock that looks like DS9

Someone send me 10,000 CHF so I can get one

Just got this delivered

It's a Triwa Time for Oceans in the "coral" colourway

Quartz, 100M water resistant, and the case and strap are made out of recycled ocean plastic

It's pretty neat

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MORTAL WOMBAT!

hedgies enjoying the new cafe landscaping!

new landscaping around the hedgehog cafe

BIG HEDGIE

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NEW SINN WATCHES! 🎉

U50 series, basically a new, smaller version of the U1 line, 41mm case size, water resistant to 50 bar, comes in plain steel, plain steel case with PVD and TEGEMENT bezel, or full PVD and TEGIMENT

1739 series, new line of "classic" watches, 39mm case size, three different dial options, sunburst silver with gold indices, sunburst black with rhodium indices, and a relief dial

there's also this which is a tide-time bezel but I've only ever seen that on this particular model of Sinn

Super cool though, even if it's of no use to me whatsoever

one that's missing is the Doxa-style ND bezel but that's incredibly niche and is basically just a count-up bezel with an extra bit around the edge for no decompression times

neighbors wanted a hedgehog house

so I built them a hedgehog house

Holy crap they're actually selling these

This is the Piaget Altiplano Ultimate Concept

It was a concept watch unveiled in 2018 but now they're selling them

Extremely small-scale production, like 3 per year

It's the world's thinnest watch at 2mm thick

Yeah, just 2mm

Aw hell yeah

NEW LANGES

Does anyone want to buy a kidney? 'cause I am loving this Odysseus in white gold with a rubber strap

Please don't ask where the kidney came from

Cartier have been putting in some work

They've got the new Maillon de Cartier line which we already knew about (and look fantastic)

Six models of the Tank Asymetrique, three of which are skeletonised

Seven new models of the Santos-Dumont, 4 of which are limited editions

A relaunch of the Pasha

And a new Santos de Cartier in all black DLC

They are not messing around this year

here's three of them!

two in the cafe, one trying to get in

knew we were ahead of the curve

really miffed that they turned off all the analog TV signals 'round here

'cause you can buy these mobile phones with built-in TV for cheap from aliexpress and while I'm sure they're terrible I still kinda want to be able to just whip out me phone and turn the telly on